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[08 Jan 2007|02:16am] |
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Bobby Petrino left U of L and it's fucking hilarious.
"Bobby Petrino sold out!"
No, he didn't. Bobby Petrino plays his sport because it's a job, where he makes money. And what do you do if offered a better, higher-paying job in your field? You take it.
You're just pissed off because now, U of L is going to suck ass without Petrino.
Got something to say? Fuck you.
- Jason Saint, CEO
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[01 Dec 2006|05:33pm] |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I seriously feel like that, right now.
What the hell is it with fucking asshole piece of shit bastards and driving?! I mean, if it's not the common man, it's some jackoff deciding we need to spend more on gas. You know, because it costs money to kill Americans in the war.
I mean, right now, gas is good. It's not stellar, but I don't mind paying something like $2.30 per gallon. However, when gas jumps from $2.05 to $2.56, then back down to $2.10 in a matter of hours, it really pisses me off. But why? BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS THE GUY WHO, IN THAT ONE HOUR, PAYS $2.56 A GALLON!!!
Ok though, seriously, I'm fucking sick of it.
And, where do I get online to find this website everyone visits before leaving the house each day that tells everyone how to behave all day? Because seriously, people drive like their head is stuck in their asshole when it rains outside. It'll barely be raining, and my windshield wipers will be set to the 2nd roughest setting (wave your hand back and fourth at about the speed it takes you to make a sandwitch, and that's how fast it is) and people will be swerving in and out of every lane like some kind of psychotic pinball on this fucked up arcade we call Earth.
Go fucking figure.
I don't know. I think I should be the guy who gets to watch the roads. I'd do that for a living, make $10,000 an hour, and I'd get a bazooka. Then, I'd have control over every single dumbfuck who can't drive when it rains, assholes who go 200mph through a neighborhood, people who spend too much money on an annoying system that makes the shit on my walls rattle, people who cut people off, slow drivers (especially in the fast lane, youu motherfuckers), and anybody who has a Bush sticker on their car, or one of those "Anti-Gay Marriage" stickers. Fuck you assholes.
And I swear to God, if I find out which one of you dickheads told Mother Nature that it's December, your ass is grass.
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[23 Nov 2006|05:28am] |
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For some psychotic amazingly insanely gay ass reason, it's always a smile on my face when I realize someone dislikes me for who I am. Not because I try to make them dislike me, or I punk them out, or they're scared of me, but there are seriously people out there who don't like me because of the way I am. Whether it's because I know I can kick a lot of people's asses, or because I can be the biggest asshole they've ever met and still have people love the shit out of me, or simply because the girl they like, likes me.
That thrills me. It makes me fucking happy.
I read something today that is so handfulls of obvious about me that just grinned for me. I read it and it said to me "J, don't worry about smiling. I've got this for you."
And WHAT DID IT SAY!? Well assholes, no need for fuckin' antici.....pation!
"Oh and have you ever known this certain someone that really irritates you because they seem to think they are great...well motly because other people allow them to think that...yea I am really irritated with one of the people right now..."
Wellllll shit the bed! That just did it for me. This person who typed this(I'm not naming names), as far as I knew, was cool with me. I always thought we were cool, but when I read this, I grinned from ear to ear. I think it's friggin' cute.
This person is the kind of guy to chase and chase and chase a girl to no avail. I've seen it a thousand times. That kind of dorky guy who busts ass to get with a girl who just isn't digging it or isn't interested. I think it's cute. I've seen it a billion times.
Now, me, I was cool with this person. But dammit, if you have a problem with someone, just fuckin' tell 'em. Don't say little subtle hints toward them and then later be like "So man, you been doing alright?". It's just... so... gay.
And to think, this douchebag got a full journal entry written about them. e_e
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| What the fuck?! |
[22 Nov 2006|03:44am] |
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Why in the hell is it suddenly cool for stupid-ass chicks to call themselves pirates? Two girls I'm fond of (in a friendly way, I'd never date either of them, ESPECIALLY after this) are referring to themselves as... pirates.
"I'm a pirate hippie butterfly-" Ok, stop right there, WHAT? That's seriously, without breaking it down, just one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I mean sure, Johnny Depp played a kickass pirate and he looked neat in the role, but let's be honest, nobody's a fucking pirate anymore!
Besides that, pirates hate everybody. They fuckin' hate each other... Hippies love everybody. Like, everybody. What?
And, hell, while we're at it, why not CUT DOWN another friend? This young lady, named Sarah, calls herself Molly the Pirate. What?! Molly the Pirate!? Molly?! Who the fuck's name is Molly that's a fuckin' pirate? Pirates would have raped the SHIT out of a girl named Molly.
I dunno, someone please explain this sudden outbreak of idiocy to me. Fuckin' pirates.. fuck youu.
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[15 Nov 2006|01:28am] |
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"Guys suck."
I am so fucking sick of hearing that. It's been echoed from millions and millions of chicks and it's the most brilliant statement in history.
Along with the words "it's cold as hell out here", and things of that nature. Why? Because a lot of people say those things, that are fucking retarded.
Guys suck, yes, I can admit to that. There are a lot of us who are lying, conniving, evil bastards. Sometimes, we let our hormones control us. Sometimes, we make mistakes.
But girls do all of that just as much as guys do. Take a look at my past and you'll find a lot of good, fun memories. Well Hell, just recently, I got the special treatment from a girl named Lindsey. God bless her, she's a sweet, beautiful, funny, awesome girl with great taste in wrestlers and music, I mean, the total package. She's awesome. BUT, like every other girl (refer to later entry), she has that one flaw, that one flaw, that complete utter ignorance to how someone feels. That's her flaw. She and I have made plans more than 5 times (seriously, it's that bad) to do things, and it always gets skullfucked out of existance by some crazy mishap. Either something comes up, or she doesn't call, or she doesn't answer her phone.
You know, the entire 7 months I was with Megan when I would get either ditched, she never returned my call, she broke promises, ignored me, led me on, whatever. She then would make out with other guys in front of me. Jessy liked to move too fast, and I'm not into that. Renée said I was too immature because I wasn't quite over Meg yet (I have no Earthly idea, really), and gave me the boot. Honestly, I don't blame her. I would have too. Then the shit with Rachel sure as hell went sour eventually. That was both of our personalities clashing. Last December, things with Mandy and I didn't happen the way I'd like them to have. Last February, after months of talking, Stephanie gave me the boot because I liked her too much. Becca was the next girl I wanted to date, who wanted to keep trying with her baby's daddy. Understandable. Then of course came all the crap with Missy, who left me because I was trying too hard for a relationship... who wound up dating a guy she met on Saturday and started dating on Monday, after I took her to her ring dance and spent any time I had trying to talk to/hang out with her. Why? She constantly spoke of being lonely. Then came all the crap with "Stephanie" last September. Then Lindsey, now Alden. Who knows, maybe Alden will give me the boot, too. No idea.
But still, through all of that, I don't think girls suck. No, because saying the word "Girls" would imply the entire female population of the word, something like 4 or 5 billion? girls suck. That would mean that every single female on this planet, in my view, is a piece of shit whore that uses men for whatever reason and their sole purpose on this Earth is to make me feel like absolute shit. Which, yeah, for some of those girls, it is. Not gonna name names, but whatever.
Saying "guys suck" is saying that guys are complete pricks. That the entire male population is a huge bag of asses. That every single male alive on this planet is here strictly to annoy and berate said woman who quotes this amazing scripture in from the book of "idiot".
Well, fuck you. Every single girl that says that, fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. I don't suck. I'm the guy who hates rain, but runs out to your car in it just to give you one last kiss goodbye. I'm the guy who uses that last $10 that I have to buy $5 worth of gas and you some food because you say you're hungry. I'm the guy who's on the phone with you until 5 AM because you have something on your mind that's got you upset, even though I have to be at work in 2 hours. I'm the guy who devoted myself to you even though you live halfway across the fucking globe because I know you need some sort of affection and happiness in your life and you don't have much more time. I'm the fucking guy who you dream of, would die to be with, and who would love you more than you could ever imagine.
And! AND! I'm not the only one! There are SEVERAL people out there who are like me! Who would do anything for you, who would wait for you, who would be everything you ever wanted, give you the world, view you as the only girl on the planet and make you feel like every single bit of bad that you could ever view is somewhere far the fuck away that it might as well not exist.
It isn't guys that suck. It isn't girls that suck. It's PEOPLE. Individual people are horrible. There are people who will use you, and there are people who will give you everything and not ask for anything back. There are people worth waiting for, and there are people who will make you wait forever for something you're never going to get. There are people who are devoted, and there are people who would completely forget you exist when something shiny catches their attention.
Now's the part where, if I were saying this to my readers in person, I would jump up and down. Those bad people are usually FUCKING OBVIOUS, or JUSTIFIED. Yeah, I got called an asshole by a girl. Her name is Megan. She called me a dick, an asshole, and every other cliché nickname for a douchebag male you can think of. Yet, I was with her for 7 months, putting up with her lies, broken promises, and everything in between, all the while in the end of all of it, holding her, kissing away her tears, and giving her every single bit of love that she needed. So, was I justified in being a prick to her?
Um, let me quote John Cena, if I may: "DAMN STRAIGHT!"
But then you get these guys who you hear have a girlfriend, or know for a fact do. You get these guys who every single person who knows or knows of them says "Hey, this guy's bad news." That guy who seems too good to be true. You know, that guy who your friend said hit on her when you weren't around? That guy. That fucking guy who you love, trust, and who dicks you over in the end. Then you run to your male friend (USUALLY ME) who would do anything for you, and say to him:
"Guys suck."
Fuck you. Next time someone, I don't care if it's a family member, my best friend, or Lita herself says that to me, I'm gonna respond...
"No, fuck you, YOU suck."
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[14 Nov 2006|01:10pm] |
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So, the rapper "The Game" and the WWE are currently in a legal dispute against each other because the name "The Game" is being used by both parties. The rapper said he'd rather just take it to Pay Per View and have a match against Triple H, because he's "not into that play wrestling shit". I'm sorry, but that cracks me up.
And, apparently, Aimee still reads my LiveJournal. This was brought to my attention earlier and I can't believe it. Am I seriously that important? Whatever the case, thanks, Aimee. I need fans. You guys are what keep me going! : )
People, you're getting more and more pathetic by the day.
Until next time...
xSAINTx
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[09 Nov 2006|04:04am] |
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Every friend I lost this year is a piece of shit. Whether they're shit talkers, downers, or pussies, every single one of them has left my life and I feel I've come out a better person because of it.
Thank all of you asshole faggot piece of shit for leaving me be. I'm glad each and every one of you are as fucking sad and lonely as you are.
You all fucking deserve it, and no one will care when you die.
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[07 Nov 2006|11:51pm] |
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I'll let my friend GG cover this one in a recent bulletin he posted:
"WHY????????? do these cats on myspace try to get mad cuz u talkin to their "girl" on here. if your "girl" wasnt sendin her ass through emails, you wouldnt have reason to be upset! second, how lame does that make u look, u tryna fight somebody, ova the internet, that u DONT KNOW!!! lol. FIGHT ME!!!!"
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[26 Oct 2006|05:34pm] |
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I have a few fuckin' things I'm going to talk about today.
Part 1: Stupid fucking chicks.
Lately, there's been this bombardment of idiot chicks thinking that putting your fucking heart through a meatgrinder is just oodles of fun and excitement... fun for the whole family! Yeah. It's retarded.
So basically, these are a few cases I've encountered. One girl I know is just jumping all over the thought of not speaking her mind. This girl recently told me about two guys who have both treated her like shit, as in made her feel bad, made fun of her, used her, etc. This same girl, minutes later, told me she has no idea why she don't just tell them to fuck off (in no uncertain terms). I don't get that at all. I don't understand how any human being on the planet can repeatedly let someone just stomp on them over and over again until they feel like fucking exploding. I don't get it.
But yeah, fuck that. I've got something else on my mind.
Part 2: People who dislike me.
First of all, fuck you. You know exactly who you are, those of you who don't like me. I have no idea what the fuck it is I did to any of you pieces of shit. I'm not a mean person to someone just to be rude to them. It's not in my character to just go out of my way to be flat out rude to someone. I don't do it. I just fucking don't.
So you motherfuckers hate me for whatever reason, I can deal with that. I can even deal with the pussy-ass motherfuckers who talk shit about me behind my back. At least they know they're pussies. But, it's the fucking cocksucking piece of faggot ass putrid pussy-ass shit that fucking talks gallons of shit about me behind my back, and then acts totally fucking cool to my face, or talks to me, or tries to be buddy-buddy with me. I'm seriously fine with anybody whatsoever who will tell me to my face that they don't like me. If someone dislikes me or has a problem with me and tells me, and doesn't talk to me anymore, then whatever. No big deal at all. I don't talk to them, they don't talk to me, we might talk shit about each other, but whatever. At least we both know we dislike each other. It's when pussies hide behind their internet crap and say all their shit online, but know they'd get their fucking dental records updated in person if they ever considered talking shit to me.
I can't stress this enough. If you dislike me, fucking tell me. I don't care if it's just that you don't like some certain word I say or if it's that you absolutely hate everything about me. Just tell me. Don't act civil with me and talk to me, fucking say to me "Hey, don't talk to me. I don't like you." When you do that, I won't talk to you. Doesn't mean I respect you, but I won't talk to you. It's bad enough that I hate half the world anyway, but there's a certain amount of people out there who are just, for some reason, not telling me everything. That's fucking gay.
I don't mess with any of you tools. I don't fucking jump at every chance to try and get you in trouble. I don't try to turn your friends against you. If I dislike you, you know it. I don't act civil with people, I just flat fucking ignore them. I don't try to fucking shake their hand, or be buddy-buddy with them. The fuck I look like?! I'm not the kind of guy to dive at the chance to fucking be fake. I'm not a fake person at all. I will straight tell any of you fucking pricks to your face what the fuck I think about you. The only thing that would keep me from saying EXACTLY what I think is respect for certain people around me. I'm not gonna use every single degrading word in my vocabulary around a kid or a woman, or a Christian for that matter. I'm not gonna do or say anything that will get me in legal trouble or keep me from being who I want to be, going where I want to go. That's fucked up.
I don't like people. I really don't. I don't go out of my way to be assholes to them, but quite a few people on this Earth really piss me off. Their mannerisms, their holier-than-thou attitudes, their fucking egos. I can understand taking pride in who you are, but if you're nothing and no one, and people are just nice to you for a superficial reason, you aren't jack shit. In my opinion, you're nothing. I wouldn't spit in your face to lube your lips so you could kiss my ass. You're a fucking pile of worthless bullshit. Fuck you.
So fucking run your mouths, and then kiss my ass in person. Every time you do, every single human being who sees it and know what you REALLY think about me is fucking cracking up. Why? Because they know you're a pussy and you're kissing my ass.
Go fuck yourself.
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[20 Oct 2006|03:07am] |
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Yeah, I quoted the Backstreet Boys in the subject. Let's face facts, it's a good song.
I know it's the most cliché thing in the world to bitch about this on LiveJournal, but I rarely do anymore so if you don't like it, let me know and I'll rip your jaw off, shit in it, and mail it to your doctor so they can figure out what to do.
It is fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find someone who's not completely goodgads in the head, fucked up, or just completely retarded. A girl can be three things: attractive, sane, and smart, but never all 3 at once. Either the bitch is gorgeous and a cunt, ugly as shit but sweet as hell, fucking amazing looking and a great personality or a total liar, I mean there's a plethoria of different combinations you can come up with.
Why the fuck is it like that? Why do you always fucking come across the either/or's? Why can't there be just a chick who kicks ass at everything? I mean, I swear, it's not fuckin' unheard of to be awesome. I think I rock. Why doesn't anybody else? I take that back, all my guy friends are awesome, but I seriously don't trust but maybe 5 of my female friends. Seriously, and I know that's such bullshit and it sounds sexist as hell, but every chick alive will even tell you, females are fucking crazy. Of course, all the feminists/lesbians will say "WEYULL, IT'S THE MEYUN WHO DEW IT!" No. It's the Midol that doesn't work.
I just said that to piss people off. Right? Fuck you.
No, but seriously, I've rarely ever come across a chick I just, in the end, thought was incredible. Seriously, if I sit here and fucking think the shit out of it, I'll come up with a list of perhaps 10 people in 21 years that I've met who I honestly can say that they're completely alright by me. If I talk to you consistently and have since I met you, then that means I think that of you.
Yes, Pam, you're one of the chicks I think is fucking sane. Stephanie Albright is, too.
I don't use chicks, that's why I complain about them. I've never used a chick just to get ass from them. If I did, I'm sure I would never notice their personality and how each one of them is fuckin' crazy. I would just notice shapes and colors. That's what most guys notice. On that note, tomorrow, after my party, John's taking me to a strip club. I've never been to one. I'm almost excited. : D
But, back to the point.
I've met sooo many people, and it's retarded. I've met chicks who are the standard "fit into this stereotype as much as possible". That's the WORST. The ones who talk just like every other girl on their 692,233,237 friends on MySpace with their hair over their eyes and a song by a band called something gay like "Flames of the Ash" or some shit. That's gay. Fucking HATE those chicks. And what's worse is, I know a few chicks who dress, look, talk, and act just like all those idiots do and they happen to be halfway decent humans, but they have that stupid ass fake attitude...
...see! Fucking told you! They're these awesome, funny, witty, amazing people but there's that ONE THING!
And the standard is, the hot girls have to be complete psychos or total cunts. I can think of a few that're like that. Especially one, but she knows she sucks at life. I wish some people would stop wishing they were dead and just kill themself. That's all I have to say about that.
And, another thing that bothers me... the lead on. Oh GOD, I hate that. I hate fucking thinking something good is going to come of something between me and some chick, it always happens. Either she pulls the "I don't know if I want a boyfriend" line and gets someone else immediately after, she doesn't answer when I call/doesn't call me, she starts talking to one of my friends (again, referring to the twat from earlier), or, it turns out she's a liar, a cheater, or a complete fucking whore. Story of my life.
I'm single. That's why.
I've got a thing for a girl named Brittany who seems fucking incredible, though.
Whatever. Fuck. If you're a girl, and this entry offended you, you're one of the douchebag bitches from Hell that I'm talking about. I seriously hope you die.
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[15 Oct 2006|04:55am] |
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I just got called "fake".
I admit when I'm wrong about things. I'm an asshole to people, this I know. If I dislike someone, they're completely dead to me. I tell them straight to them, not through someone else, that I fucking hate their guts and think they're fucking repulsive.
If I dislike you, you know it, put it that way.
But, to be fake would be to not only do the exact opposite of that, correct? To be fake would be to say you hate cheaters and then go out and cheat. That's not only fake, it's hypocritical. And, well, when you say you hate somebody sooo much, then you're the nicest person alive to them every time you see them... now that's just cute.
Fact is, assholes, if you think I'm fake, that's where you're fuckin' wrong. I am the exact same person 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am the same fucking person to every human being alive. I don't kiss ass, I don't follow, I don't fucking fall in line, I am myself. I'm so fucking real with all you pissants that it's fucking unreal. There's no one who is more brutally honest in telling you what I think about you that you will ever meet then me. If you doubt that, you're fucking wrong!
And if you don't believe me, ask away. I will tell any human being alive exactly what I think about them. Ask any of my friends, I'm as fucking honest as it gets.
So, twat, go fuck yourself. You're fake. I'm not fake. You're fake.
And I could give a FUCK LESS who I'm "over" with.
Until next time...
xSAINTx
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[13 Oct 2006|03:57am] |
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God, are people fuckin' serious?
RedHawk97: WHY THE FUCK WONT KIM LEAVE ME ALONE!?
Jason FN Saint: She's addicted to the Luckycock.
Jason FN Saint: Hahahaha.
Jason FN Saint: She's after your lucky charms.
Jason FN Saint: Lmfao.
Ok, in there, does it look like I'm being the least bit serious?
I just got bitched out by somebody for making a joke about their friend. In there, I don't say "FUCKING KIM SUCKS AT EVERYTHING I HATE HER" or anything like that. Kim and I don't talk, because we don't really care about each other. She has her life, I have mine, we can't really seem to get along, so we just... kind of know each other exists and that's that.
However, I make a comment about Kim, a comment I would make about Lindsey, Joan, Rachel, or any other girl I know, and I'm this humongous asshole who's talking shit about some chick.
Anybody who reads this probably kind of knows me. If you know me, then you know I kid around about stuff. My friend Ashley will tell you, I act like a prick, in a funny way. She'll be standing there and I'll say "Ashley, shut the FUCK up." and she says it back, we go back and fourth, then laugh and hug each other. I talk like that with every friend I've got. End of story.
Yet I get bitched out for making a comment about someone I could... seriously not care about less? Give me a break.
What it boils down to is this chick who bitched me out is feeling really depressed right now, and since I was the only person she was talking to at the time (direct quote), she took it out on me.
Now, I dunno about you guys, but that's just silly. I hate when my computer fucks up, so I drive my car and then run over the first person I see, just because I saw them first. Or, let's say Taco Bell fucks my order up (never happens because that place is Heaven on Earth and the employees are awesome), I turn around and punch the chick behind me in the face.
...hahaha, I'd love to do that.
But seriously, I don't get that. Be for real, have any of you cunts ever just been a dick/twat to someone who has never done anything to you? You just need to take all your anger out on someone? I don't. I seriously, swear to God, do not. Ask my friend Billy, when all the shit went down with Stephanie (other journal tells the tale), I told him I wasn't in a good mood and put my away message up. Why? Billy has never done a damn thing wrong to me, ever, and I don't wanna act like a dick to him for no reason.
Everybody else, do that, please?
Thanks. Go fuck yourselves! :D
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[27 Sep 2006|12:07am] |
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I'm motherfucking irritated by all you fags and your shitty fucking music.
Hey! I like this! It's catchy! Well, guess what asshole?! You won't like it in a year. The same fuckfaces that like all the catchy radio rock will like something completely different in a year. All the kids are now swinging off Hinder and it's amazing. "I love my music! I am PASSIONATE about it!" Yeah, so when Hinder puts out a CD next year, when some other catchy bullshit is on the radio, and you don't buy the Hinder CD because it's last year's model, you're not fucking passionate anymore. Listen to a band for over 10 years, learn all of their 70+ songs and know them by heart, and then get a tattoo of that band. That's fucking passion, you assholes.
And FUCK HINDER. FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM. The guy's voice isn't bad. The music's not bad. But every fucking person, no, every fucking GIRL. GIRL. GIRL. Is SWINGING off the nuts of the song "Lips of an Angel". Yeah. I love this song! It's about a guy who is cheating on his girlfriend. A guy who doesn't love this girl enough that he's singing about to drop the other chick and date her, because maybe the girl he's dating is providing him with love, or she's more acceptable to be seen in public with, or her dad is giving him a job at his work, or he has a kid with her. So, the fucking guy in the song, is A FUCKING SCUMBAG. AN ASSHOLE. A CHEATING SON OF A BITCH. But oh God, what a song! Amazing, I wish a guy felt like that about me! He likes me enough to fuck me, but not enough to drop the other bitch he "loves" and date me. Fuck you, asshole. If a girl had a boyfriend and wanted me sooo bad, I'd call her a fucking nutcase and hope she God damn died.
No, fuck YOU.
And yeah, this chick my friend John knows is alllll about me. This chick swings off my nads like no other, basically, but she's a fucking scene kid out the bleeding asshole. But, I decided to be nice to her. She tells me to comment on her new pics, and she has the fucking bangs that cover her eyes. She does the whole "&&" thing that is fucking stupid. So, I told her it irritated me, and she said that's what she wanted, then blocked me. Oh man, that pissed me off. I can't wait to see her out somewhere so she can take a shower in my fucking spit.
It's soooo fucking hard to be nice to you idiots when you're all so fucking stupid. My new best friend is Derek. Shove it up your ass.
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[25 Sep 2006|08:24pm] |
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The Three Amigos ride again!
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GYAAD DAMMMIIIT!
I am so fucking irritated. Ahhhh, I know, it's the same old crap. If I were to ask any of you what 3 words describe me best, they would be "J's pissed off."
What the fuck is wrong with people. I mean really, what in the fucking Hell of fuck ass dick is the matter with fucking moronic God damn sons of bitches in this world?!
I check my MySpace bulletins daily, because I love finding reasons to delete people from my friends list, and a good reason (in my opinion) is a stupid bulletin. Oops, I'm an asshole. Anyway, according to the bulletins, Ben Savage is dead. He's not dead, though. What happened was, some fucking idiot decided "Who's somebody who everybody knows, so we can say they're dead, and freak a bunch of people out?" Who better than the ugly redheaded kid who fucked fat-lipped Topanga?! Everybody knows that dickhead! He's not dead, you're stupid. The end.
And, Marty Jannetty posed this blog about some chick who ran into a girl who claimed to know Shawn Michaels. This chick sent the girl a letter to give to Shawn, and "Shawn" replied. Well, the chick got all excited, because the letter had a story in it about how her dad's health was helped through Shawn's strength and inspiration, and the family got all kinds of excited because they were happy to know that Shawn read it, only to find out some fucking bitch lied. That. Is fucked. Up.
Brandon was being a dick today during taping. I have no idea why, but he takes things WAY too seriously. We filmed a funeral-esque scene today outside and I found an acorn (approximate size: about the size of your biggest toenail) and threw it at him, it hit his shirt, and he said "Dude, not with this shirt on." Like the fucking acorn completely dirtied the shirt up or ripped a hole in it. Also, we like to goof around and have fun when we tape, so when we fucked up a line and started ad-libbing these crazy lines to just try to have a good time, he started getting pissed off. Really bummed us all out. By the end of the night, we had two guys kiss and hug on film, and the line "I wish I could quit you" was uttered. I promise this movie isn't gay.
I saw Jackass 2 both on Friday AND on Saturday, and I fucking swear, it's hilarious. What isn't hilarious is the dumbfuck cunts in the theatre who just... don't... get it. This girl on Friday kept saying how stupid the movie was after every skit. She was with two other girls, who were agreeing. Finally, some fat guy a few seats down, stood up and yelled "IF YOU THINK THE MOVIE IS STUPID, THEN FUCKING LEAVE!" and everyone clapped. It rocked. I high fived the dude.
Oh dude, GET THIS SHIT. This fuckin' chick, man. Ok, my cousin Tyler talks to a lot of chicks, and he showed me this one who has leukemia who he said was super nice. I talked to her, asked her what was going on or whatever, her reply was that I look scary (my pics on Mojo include me in a mohawk, with my make-up on from Fright Fest, interviewed at WM22, and one of me by my graffiti), and that makes me scary. Because I look different. Rather than do my usual "You're a close-minded bitch who needs to accept differences", I didn't message her back rudely. I just said "My cousin said you were a nice chick, so I figured I'd say hi." She didn't respond. Why am I not talking shit to her? She was told 6 months ago that she has 9 months to live. As much as I wanna just say "I win", I have a conscience. I should just say that and be about my way, but something tells me not to because it's fucking mean. But, anybody who's that fucking close-minded should fuck off anyway.
Fuck it, I'm out.
Until next time...
xSAINTx
P.S. This made me laugh:
Jason FN Saint: Come over and fuck me. I'm bored.
xrainsongx502 is away at 12:19:32 AM.
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On a budget of about $50, I seriously just made a straightjacket for my Halloween costume. Ever seen Thirteen Ghosts? Well, I'm being The Jackal. And, I just started on the cage for his head the other day, but I decided to go ahead and get the straightjacket out of the way first. Pictures behind the cut.
( The Jackal ROCKS. )
I dig it. I have the wig finished, and my dad supplied this headband thing that you use in hardhats so when the cage is done, this motherfucker is gonna be badass.
More coming soon.
Until next time...
xSAINTx
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