Urbanites. Kill!

It really, really doesn't take much to annoy me. Anyone who knows me, knows that. All I have to do is be driving, look at the car next to me, and see a white, suburban-looking guy with a ridiculous hat on of a basketball team he could probably give a fuck less about but they "are his colors", a grill, a loud stupid system, any kind of dumb necklaces, and a tongue ring. I see that and I wonder...

Why do people want to look like they were raised to give off an "I'm a dumbass" vibe?

Now, I realize that this entry is just begging to piss someone off. However, I could really care less.

Suburban people, who dress like thugs, are fucking posers. If you live in a neighborhood full of people who mow their grass at least once a week in the Summer, who all own nice cars like Monte Carlos, Grand Prix's, SUV's, Jeeps, etc, and have birdbaths, and there's a good 50-100 feet or more between each house, and every house has a nice little fence, a basketball goal that isn't bolted down, and it takes you a good long time to get to the city, then you are not a fucking thug. Your mom and dad did NOT raise you to listen to music about fucking this girl, having this money, and especially not to listen to music about shoes, bling, your "crew", or your "grill".

And, for the record, grills are the most ridiculous thing on the face of the planet.

I also hate how people seem to think that talking like you have no sense whatsoever is funny, or cool. Misspelling words like "right" (rite), "here" (hea), "hot" (hott, hawt, one of the most annoying ones), and even simple things, like more recently, a girl's been spelling "like" l-y-k. That's... fucking... gay. If you own a computer, in your house, you at least have the presence of mind to turn it on. And, you have to know how to spell "America Online", "Internet Explorer", "Mozilla Firefox", or the like, to be able to get online and type.

So it shouldn't be hard to spell like you have some fucking sense.

Here's my opinion: If you have reached the age of 11, and you can't spell a 4 letter word correctly, you should be shot. In the fucking face. Immediately.

Also, I got a new girlfriend, suckerrz.

And, country music is fucking terrible, and Rascal Flatts can suck my dick.

Fuck you if you didn't like this entry.