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U of L!

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:16:54 GMT

Bobby Petrino left U of L and it's fucking hilarious.

"Bobby Petrino sold out!"

No, he didn't. Bobby Petrino plays his sport because it's a job, where he makes money. And what do you do if offered a better, higher-paying job in your field? You take it.

You're just pissed off because now, U of L is going to suck ass without Petrino.

Got something to say? Fuck you.

- Jason Saint, CEO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:17:19 GMT

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY WHO SURROUNDS ME. FUCK THESE FUCKING PEOPLE, FUCK THIS STATE, FUCK THIS ENTIRE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE.....

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I wanna know exactly what the fuck is going on...

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:33:39 GMT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I seriously feel like that, right now.

What the hell is it with fucking asshole piece of shit bastards and driving?! I mean, if it's not the common man, it's some jackoff deciding we need to spend more on gas. You know, because it costs money to kill Americans in the war.

I mean, right now, gas is good. It's not stellar, but I don't mind paying something like $2.30 per gallon. However, when gas jumps from $2.05 to $2.56, then back down to $2.10 in a matter of hours, it really pisses me off. But why? BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS THE GUY WHO, IN THAT ONE HOUR, PAYS $2.56 A GALLON!!!

Ok though, seriously, I'm fucking sick of it.

And, where do I get online to find this website everyone visits before leaving the house each day that tells everyone how to behave all day? Because seriously, people drive like their head is stuck in their asshole when it rains outside. It'll barely be raining, and my windshield wipers will be set to the 2nd roughest setting (wave your hand back and fourth at about the speed it takes you to make a sandwitch, and that's how fast it is) and people will be swerving in and out of every lane like some kind of psychotic pinball on this fucked up arcade we call Earth.

Go fucking figure.

I don't know. I think I should be the guy who gets to watch the roads. I'd do that for a living, make $10,000 an hour, and I'd get a bazooka. Then, I'd have control over every single dumbfuck who can't drive when it rains, assholes who go 200mph through a neighborhood, people who spend too much money on an annoying system that makes the shit on my walls rattle, people who cut people off, slow drivers (especially in the fast lane, youu motherfuckers), and anybody who has a Bush sticker on their car, or one of those "Anti-Gay Marriage" stickers. Fuck you assholes.

And I swear to God, if I find out which one of you dickheads told Mother Nature that it's December, your ass is grass.

These pussies are gonna make my eyes stick, rolled up.

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:28:41 GMT

For some psychotic amazingly insanely gay ass reason, it's always a smile on my face when I realize someone dislikes me for who I am. Not because I try to make them dislike me, or I punk them out, or they're scared of me, but there are seriously people out there who don't like me because of the way I am. Whether it's because I know I can kick a lot of people's asses, or because I can be the biggest asshole they've ever met and still have people love the shit out of me, or simply because the girl they like, likes me.

That thrills me. It makes me fucking happy.

I read something today that is so handfulls of obvious about me that just grinned for me. I read it and it said to me "J, don't worry about smiling. I've got this for you."

And WHAT DID IT SAY!? Well assholes, no need for fuckin' antici.....pation!

"Oh and have you ever known this certain someone that really irritates you because they seem to think they are great...well motly because other people allow them to think that...yea I am really irritated with one of the people right now..."

Wellllll shit the bed! That just did it for me. This person who typed this(I'm not naming names), as far as I knew, was cool with me. I always thought we were cool, but when I read this, I grinned from ear to ear. I think it's friggin' cute.

This person is the kind of guy to chase and chase and chase a girl to no avail. I've seen it a thousand times. That kind of dorky guy who busts ass to get with a girl who just isn't digging it or isn't interested. I think it's cute. I've seen it a billion times.

Now, me, I was cool with this person. But dammit, if you have a problem with someone, just fuckin' tell 'em. Don't say little subtle hints toward them and then later be like "So man, you been doing alright?". It's just... so... gay.

And to think, this douchebag got a full journal entry written about them. e_e

What the fuck?!

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:44:09 GMT

Why in the hell is it suddenly cool for stupid-ass chicks to call themselves pirates? Two girls I'm fond of (in a friendly way, I'd never date either of them, ESPECIALLY after this) are referring to themselves as... pirates.

"I'm a pirate hippie butterfly-" Ok, stop right there, WHAT? That's seriously, without breaking it down, just one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I mean sure, Johnny Depp played a kickass pirate and he looked neat in the role, but let's be honest, nobody's a fucking pirate anymore!

Besides that, pirates hate everybody. They fuckin' hate each other... Hippies love everybody. Like, everybody. What?

And, hell, while we're at it, why not CUT DOWN another friend? This young lady, named Sarah, calls herself Molly the Pirate. What?! Molly the Pirate!? Molly?! Who the fuck's name is Molly that's a fuckin' pirate? Pirates would have raped the SHIT out of a girl named Molly.

I dunno, someone please explain this sudden outbreak of idiocy to me. Fuckin' pirates.. fuck youu.

Yeah, YOU suck.

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:28:31 GMT

"Guys suck."

I am so fucking sick of hearing that. It's been echoed from millions and millions of chicks and it's the most brilliant statement in history.

Along with the words "it's cold as hell out here", and things of that nature. Why? Because a lot of people say those things, that are fucking retarded.

Guys suck, yes, I can admit to that. There are a lot of us who are lying, conniving, evil bastards. Sometimes, we let our hormones control us. Sometimes, we make mistakes.

But girls do all of that just as much as guys do. Take a look at my past and you'll find a lot of good, fun memories. Well Hell, just recently, I got the special treatment from a girl named Lindsey. God bless her, she's a sweet, beautiful, funny, awesome girl with great taste in wrestlers and music, I mean, the total package. She's awesome. BUT, like every other girl (refer to later entry), she has that one flaw, that one flaw, that complete utter ignorance to how someone feels. That's her flaw. She and I have made plans more than 5 times (seriously, it's that bad) to do things, and it always gets skullfucked out of existance by some crazy mishap. Either something comes up, or she doesn't call, or she doesn't answer her phone.

You know, the entire 7 months I was with Megan when I would get either ditched, she never returned my call, she broke promises, ignored me, led me on, whatever. She then would make out with other guys in front of me. Jessy liked to move too fast, and I'm not into that. Renée said I was too immature because I wasn't quite over Meg yet (I have no Earthly idea, really), and gave me the boot. Honestly, I don't blame her. I would have too. Then the shit with Rachel sure as hell went sour eventually. That was both of our personalities clashing. Last December, things with Mandy and I didn't happen the way I'd like them to have. Last February, after months of talking, Stephanie gave me the boot because I liked her too much. Becca was the next girl I wanted to date, who wanted to keep trying with her baby's daddy. Understandable. Then of course came all the crap with Missy, who left me because I was trying too hard for a relationship... who wound up dating a guy she met on Saturday and started dating on Monday, after I took her to her ring dance and spent any time I had trying to talk to/hang out with her. Why? She constantly spoke of being lonely. Then came all the crap with "Stephanie" last September. Then Lindsey, now Alden. Who knows, maybe Alden will give me the boot, too. No idea.

But still, through all of that, I don't think girls suck. No, because saying the word "Girls" would imply the entire female population of the word, something like 4 or 5 billion? girls suck. That would mean that every single female on this planet, in my view, is a piece of shit whore that uses men for whatever reason and their sole purpose on this Earth is to make me feel like absolute shit. Which, yeah, for some of those girls, it is. Not gonna name names, but whatever.

Saying "guys suck" is saying that guys are complete pricks. That the entire male population is a huge bag of asses. That every single male alive on this planet is here strictly to annoy and berate said woman who quotes this amazing scripture in from the book of "idiot".

Well, fuck you. Every single girl that says that, fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. I don't suck. I'm the guy who hates rain, but runs out to your car in it just to give you one last kiss goodbye. I'm the guy who uses that last $10 that I have to buy $5 worth of gas and you some food because you say you're hungry. I'm the guy who's on the phone with you until 5 AM because you have something on your mind that's got you upset, even though I have to be at work in 2 hours. I'm the guy who devoted myself to you even though you live halfway across the fucking globe because I know you need some sort of affection and happiness in your life and you don't have much more time. I'm the fucking guy who you dream of, would die to be with, and who would love you more than you could ever imagine.

And! AND! I'm not the only one! There are SEVERAL people out there who are like me! Who would do anything for you, who would wait for you, who would be everything you ever wanted, give you the world, view you as the only girl on the planet and make you feel like every single bit of bad that you could ever view is somewhere far the fuck away that it might as well not exist.

It isn't guys that suck. It isn't girls that suck. It's PEOPLE. Individual people are horrible. There are people who will use you, and there are people who will give you everything and not ask for anything back. There are people worth waiting for, and there are people who will make you wait forever for something you're never going to get. There are people who are devoted, and there are people who would completely forget you exist when something shiny catches their attention.

Now's the part where, if I were saying this to my readers in person, I would jump up and down. Those bad people are usually FUCKING OBVIOUS, or JUSTIFIED. Yeah, I got called an asshole by a girl. Her name is Megan. She called me a dick, an asshole, and every other cliché nickname for a douchebag male you can think of. Yet, I was with her for 7 months, putting up with her lies, broken promises, and everything in between, all the while in the end of all of it, holding her, kissing away her tears, and giving her every single bit of love that she needed. So, was I justified in being a prick to her?

Um, let me quote John Cena, if I may: "DAMN STRAIGHT!"

But then you get these guys who you hear have a girlfriend, or know for a fact do. You get these guys who every single person who knows or knows of them says "Hey, this guy's bad news." That guy who seems too good to be true. You know, that guy who your friend said hit on her when you weren't around? That guy. That fucking guy who you love, trust, and who dicks you over in the end. Then you run to your male friend (USUALLY ME) who would do anything for you, and say to him:

"Guys suck."

Fuck you. Next time someone, I don't care if it's a family member, my best friend, or Lita herself says that to me, I'm gonna respond...

"No, fuck you, YOU suck."

-Rolls eyes-

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:10:48 GMT

So, the rapper "The Game" and the WWE are currently in a legal dispute against each other because the name "The Game" is being used by both parties. The rapper said he'd rather just take it to Pay Per View and have a match against Triple H, because he's "not into that play wrestling shit". I'm sorry, but that cracks me up.

And, apparently, Aimee still reads my LiveJournal. This was brought to my attention earlier and I can't believe it. Am I seriously that important? Whatever the case, thanks, Aimee. I need fans. You guys are what keep me going! : )

People, you're getting more and more pathetic by the day.

Until next time...
xSAINTx

Up yours.

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:26:03 GMT

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-Sighhhh-

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:04:28 GMT

Every friend I lost this year is a piece of shit. Whether they're shit talkers, downers, or pussies, every single one of them has left my life and I feel I've come out a better person because of it.

Thank all of you asshole faggot piece of shit for leaving me be. I'm glad each and every one of you are as fucking sad and lonely as you are.

You all fucking deserve it, and no one will care when you die.

: )

: )

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:51:39 GMT

I'll let my friend GG cover this one in a recent bulletin he posted:

"WHY????????? do these cats on myspace try to get mad cuz u talkin to their "girl" on here. if your "girl" wasnt sendin her ass through emails, you wouldnt have reason to be upset! second, how lame does that make u look, u tryna fight somebody, ova the internet, that u DONT KNOW!!! lol. FIGHT ME!!!!"

Go fuck yourself.

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:43:42 GMT

I have a few fuckin' things I'm going to talk about today.

Part 1: Stupid fucking chicks.

Lately, there's been this bombardment of idiot chicks thinking that putting your fucking heart through a meatgrinder is just oodles of fun and excitement... fun for the whole family! Yeah. It's retarded.

So basically, these are a few cases I've encountered. One girl I know is just jumping all over the thought of not speaking her mind. This girl recently told me about two guys who have both treated her like shit, as in made her feel bad, made fun of her, used her, etc. This same girl, minutes later, told me she has no idea why she don't just tell them to fuck off (in no uncertain terms). I don't get that at all. I don't understand how any human being on the planet can repeatedly let someone just stomp on them over and over again until they feel like fucking exploding. I don't get it.

But yeah, fuck that. I've got something else on my mind.

Part 2: People who dislike me.

First of all, fuck you. You know exactly who you are, those of you who don't like me. I have no idea what the fuck it is I did to any of you pieces of shit. I'm not a mean person to someone just to be rude to them. It's not in my character to just go out of my way to be flat out rude to someone. I don't do it. I just fucking don't.

So you motherfuckers hate me for whatever reason, I can deal with that. I can even deal with the pussy-ass motherfuckers who talk shit about me behind my back. At least they know they're pussies. But, it's the fucking cocksucking piece of faggot ass putrid pussy-ass shit that fucking talks gallons of shit about me behind my back, and then acts totally fucking cool to my face, or talks to me, or tries to be buddy-buddy with me. I'm seriously fine with anybody whatsoever who will tell me to my face that they don't like me. If someone dislikes me or has a problem with me and tells me, and doesn't talk to me anymore, then whatever. No big deal at all. I don't talk to them, they don't talk to me, we might talk shit about each other, but whatever. At least we both know we dislike each other. It's when pussies hide behind their internet crap and say all their shit online, but know they'd get their fucking dental records updated in person if they ever considered talking shit to me.

I can't stress this enough. If you dislike me, fucking tell me. I don't care if it's just that you don't like some certain word I say or if it's that you absolutely hate everything about me. Just tell me. Don't act civil with me and talk to me, fucking say to me "Hey, don't talk to me. I don't like you." When you do that, I won't talk to you. Doesn't mean I respect you, but I won't talk to you. It's bad enough that I hate half the world anyway, but there's a certain amount of people out there who are just, for some reason, not telling me everything. That's fucking gay.

I don't mess with any of you tools. I don't fucking jump at every chance to try and get you in trouble. I don't try to turn your friends against you. If I dislike you, you know it. I don't act civil with people, I just flat fucking ignore them. I don't try to fucking shake their hand, or be buddy-buddy with them. The fuck I look like?! I'm not the kind of guy to dive at the chance to fucking be fake. I'm not a fake person at all. I will straight tell any of you fucking pricks to your face what the fuck I think about you. The only thing that would keep me from saying EXACTLY what I think is respect for certain people around me. I'm not gonna use every single degrading word in my vocabulary around a kid or a woman, or a Christian for that matter. I'm not gonna do or say anything that will get me in legal trouble or keep me from being who I want to be, going where I want to go. That's fucked up.

I don't like people. I really don't. I don't go out of my way to be assholes to them, but quite a few people on this Earth really piss me off. Their mannerisms, their holier-than-thou attitudes, their fucking egos. I can understand taking pride in who you are, but if you're nothing and no one, and people are just nice to you for a superficial reason, you aren't jack shit. In my opinion, you're nothing. I wouldn't spit in your face to lube your lips so you could kiss my ass. You're a fucking pile of worthless bullshit. Fuck you.

So fucking run your mouths, and then kiss my ass in person. Every time you do, every single human being who sees it and know what you REALLY think about me is fucking cracking up. Why? Because they know you're a pussy and you're kissing my ass.

Go fuck yourself.

Quit playin' games with my heart.

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:18:24 GMT

Yeah, I quoted the Backstreet Boys in the subject. Let's face facts, it's a good song.

I know it's the most cliché thing in the world to bitch about this on LiveJournal, but I rarely do anymore so if you don't like it, let me know and I'll rip your jaw off, shit in it, and mail it to your doctor so they can figure out what to do.

It is fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find someone who's not completely goodgads in the head, fucked up, or just completely retarded. A girl can be three things: attractive, sane, and smart, but never all 3 at once. Either the bitch is gorgeous and a cunt, ugly as shit but sweet as hell, fucking amazing looking and a great personality or a total liar, I mean there's a plethoria of different combinations you can come up with.

Why the fuck is it like that? Why do you always fucking come across the either/or's? Why can't there be just a chick who kicks ass at everything? I mean, I swear, it's not fuckin' unheard of to be awesome. I think I rock. Why doesn't anybody else? I take that back, all my guy friends are awesome, but I seriously don't trust but maybe 5 of my female friends. Seriously, and I know that's such bullshit and it sounds sexist as hell, but every chick alive will even tell you, females are fucking crazy. Of course, all the feminists/lesbians will say "WEYULL, IT'S THE MEYUN WHO DEW IT!" No. It's the Midol that doesn't work.

I just said that to piss people off. Right? Fuck you.

No, but seriously, I've rarely ever come across a chick I just, in the end, thought was incredible. Seriously, if I sit here and fucking think the shit out of it, I'll come up with a list of perhaps 10 people in 21 years that I've met who I honestly can say that they're completely alright by me. If I talk to you consistently and have since I met you, then that means I think that of you.

Yes, Pam, you're one of the chicks I think is fucking sane. Stephanie Albright is, too.

I don't use chicks, that's why I complain about them. I've never used a chick just to get ass from them. If I did, I'm sure I would never notice their personality and how each one of them is fuckin' crazy. I would just notice shapes and colors. That's what most guys notice. On that note, tomorrow, after my party, John's taking me to a strip club. I've never been to one. I'm almost excited. : D

But, back to the point.

I've met sooo many people, and it's retarded. I've met chicks who are the standard "fit into this stereotype as much as possible". That's the WORST. The ones who talk just like every other girl on their 692,233,237 friends on MySpace with their hair over their eyes and a song by a band called something gay like "Flames of the Ash" or some shit. That's gay. Fucking HATE those chicks. And what's worse is, I know a few chicks who dress, look, talk, and act just like all those idiots do and they happen to be halfway decent humans, but they have that stupid ass fake attitude...

...see! Fucking told you! They're these awesome, funny, witty, amazing people but there's that ONE THING!

And the standard is, the hot girls have to be complete psychos or total cunts. I can think of a few that're like that. Especially one, but she knows she sucks at life. I wish some people would stop wishing they were dead and just kill themself. That's all I have to say about that.

And, another thing that bothers me... the lead on. Oh GOD, I hate that. I hate fucking thinking something good is going to come of something between me and some chick, it always happens. Either she pulls the "I don't know if I want a boyfriend" line and gets someone else immediately after, she doesn't answer when I call/doesn't call me, she starts talking to one of my friends (again, referring to the twat from earlier), or, it turns out she's a liar, a cheater, or a complete fucking whore. Story of my life.

I'm single. That's why.

I've got a thing for a girl named Brittany who seems fucking incredible, though.

Whatever. Fuck. If you're a girl, and this entry offended you, you're one of the douchebag bitches from Hell that I'm talking about. I seriously hope you die.

Anyone else see the hilarity in this?!

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:00:50 GMT

I just got called "fake".

I admit when I'm wrong about things. I'm an asshole to people, this I know. If I dislike someone, they're completely dead to me. I tell them straight to them, not through someone else, that I fucking hate their guts and think they're fucking repulsive.

If I dislike you, you know it, put it that way.

But, to be fake would be to not only do the exact opposite of that, correct? To be fake would be to say you hate cheaters and then go out and cheat. That's not only fake, it's hypocritical. And, well, when you say you hate somebody sooo much, then you're the nicest person alive to them every time you see them... now that's just cute.

Fact is, assholes, if you think I'm fake, that's where you're fuckin' wrong. I am the exact same person 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am the same fucking person to every human being alive. I don't kiss ass, I don't follow, I don't fucking fall in line, I am myself. I'm so fucking real with all you pissants that it's fucking unreal. There's no one who is more brutally honest in telling you what I think about you that you will ever meet then me. If you doubt that, you're fucking wrong!

And if you don't believe me, ask away. I will tell any human being alive exactly what I think about them. Ask any of my friends, I'm as fucking honest as it gets.

So, twat, go fuck yourself. You're fake. I'm not fake. You're fake.

And I could give a FUCK LESS who I'm "over" with.

Until next time...
xSAINTx

Man, what the fuck.

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:04:37 GMT

I have two journals. This one is my rant one, my personal one is here: http://www.livejournal.com/~jasonsaint

Booyahh.

Announcement that nobody GIVES A FUCK ABOUT!

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:15:25 GMT

21st birthday coming up. Party. eMail me at hiseyesbleed@gmail.com for info.

xSAINTx

"I would give anything to erase the last 9 years of my life." - Alkaline Trio

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:03:20 GMT

I'm motherfucking irritated by all you fags and your shitty fucking music.

Hey! I like this! It's catchy! Well, guess what asshole?! You won't like it in a year. The same fuckfaces that like all the catchy radio rock will like something completely different in a year. All the kids are now swinging off Hinder and it's amazing. "I love my music! I am PASSIONATE about it!" Yeah, so when Hinder puts out a CD next year, when some other catchy bullshit is on the radio, and you don't buy the Hinder CD because it's last year's model, you're not fucking passionate anymore. Listen to a band for over 10 years, learn all of their 70+ songs and know them by heart, and then get a tattoo of that band. That's fucking passion, you assholes.

And FUCK HINDER. FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM. The guy's voice isn't bad. The music's not bad. But every fucking person, no, every fucking GIRL. GIRL. GIRL. Is SWINGING off the nuts of the song "Lips of an Angel". Yeah. I love this song! It's about a guy who is cheating on his girlfriend. A guy who doesn't love this girl enough that he's singing about to drop the other chick and date her, because maybe the girl he's dating is providing him with love, or she's more acceptable to be seen in public with, or her dad is giving him a job at his work, or he has a kid with her. So, the fucking guy in the song, is A FUCKING SCUMBAG. AN ASSHOLE. A CHEATING SON OF A BITCH. But oh God, what a song! Amazing, I wish a guy felt like that about me! He likes me enough to fuck me, but not enough to drop the other bitch he "loves" and date me. Fuck you, asshole. If a girl had a boyfriend and wanted me sooo bad, I'd call her a fucking nutcase and hope she God damn died.

No, fuck YOU.

And yeah, this chick my friend John knows is alllll about me. This chick swings off my nads like no other, basically, but she's a fucking scene kid out the bleeding asshole. But, I decided to be nice to her. She tells me to comment on her new pics, and she has the fucking bangs that cover her eyes. She does the whole "&&" thing that is fucking stupid. So, I told her it irritated me, and she said that's what she wanted, then blocked me. Oh man, that pissed me off. I can't wait to see her out somewhere so she can take a shower in my fucking spit.

It's soooo fucking hard to be nice to you idiots when you're all so fucking stupid. My new best friend is Derek. Shove it up your ass.

Wow.

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:09:22 GMT

The Three Amigos ride again!

"Fuck me in your ass with a... God dammit."

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:44:36 GMT

GYAAD DAMMMIIIT!

I am so fucking irritated. Ahhhh, I know, it's the same old crap. If I were to ask any of you what 3 words describe me best, they would be "J's pissed off."

What the fuck is wrong with people. I mean really, what in the fucking Hell of fuck ass dick is the matter with fucking moronic God damn sons of bitches in this world?!

I check my MySpace bulletins daily, because I love finding reasons to delete people from my friends list, and a good reason (in my opinion) is a stupid bulletin. Oops, I'm an asshole. Anyway, according to the bulletins, Ben Savage is dead. He's not dead, though. What happened was, some fucking idiot decided "Who's somebody who everybody knows, so we can say they're dead, and freak a bunch of people out?" Who better than the ugly redheaded kid who fucked fat-lipped Topanga?! Everybody knows that dickhead! He's not dead, you're stupid. The end.

And, Marty Jannetty posed this blog about some chick who ran into a girl who claimed to know Shawn Michaels. This chick sent the girl a letter to give to Shawn, and "Shawn" replied. Well, the chick got all excited, because the letter had a story in it about how her dad's health was helped through Shawn's strength and inspiration, and the family got all kinds of excited because they were happy to know that Shawn read it, only to find out some fucking bitch lied. That. Is fucked. Up.

Brandon was being a dick today during taping. I have no idea why, but he takes things WAY too seriously. We filmed a funeral-esque scene today outside and I found an acorn (approximate size: about the size of your biggest toenail) and threw it at him, it hit his shirt, and he said "Dude, not with this shirt on." Like the fucking acorn completely dirtied the shirt up or ripped a hole in it. Also, we like to goof around and have fun when we tape, so when we fucked up a line and started ad-libbing these crazy lines to just try to have a good time, he started getting pissed off. Really bummed us all out. By the end of the night, we had two guys kiss and hug on film, and the line "I wish I could quit you" was uttered. I promise this movie isn't gay.

I saw Jackass 2 both on Friday AND on Saturday, and I fucking swear, it's hilarious. What isn't hilarious is the dumbfuck cunts in the theatre who just... don't... get it. This girl on Friday kept saying how stupid the movie was after every skit. She was with two other girls, who were agreeing. Finally, some fat guy a few seats down, stood up and yelled "IF YOU THINK THE MOVIE IS STUPID, THEN FUCKING LEAVE!" and everyone clapped. It rocked. I high fived the dude.

Oh dude, GET THIS SHIT. This fuckin' chick, man. Ok, my cousin Tyler talks to a lot of chicks, and he showed me this one who has leukemia who he said was super nice. I talked to her, asked her what was going on or whatever, her reply was that I look scary (my pics on Mojo include me in a mohawk, with my make-up on from Fright Fest, interviewed at WM22, and one of me by my graffiti), and that makes me scary. Because I look different. Rather than do my usual "You're a close-minded bitch who needs to accept differences", I didn't message her back rudely. I just said "My cousin said you were a nice chick, so I figured I'd say hi." She didn't respond. Why am I not talking shit to her? She was told 6 months ago that she has 9 months to live. As much as I wanna just say "I win", I have a conscience. I should just say that and be about my way, but something tells me not to because it's fucking mean. But, anybody who's that fucking close-minded should fuck off anyway.

Fuck it, I'm out.

Until next time...
xSAINTx

P.S. This made me laugh:
Jason FN Saint: Come over and fuck me. I'm bored.
xrainsongx502 is away at 12:19:32 AM.

A full fucking day of work on this damn thing...

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:15:04 GMT

On a budget of about $50, I seriously just made a straightjacket for my Halloween costume. Ever seen Thirteen Ghosts? Well, I'm being The Jackal. And, I just started on the cage for his head the other day, but I decided to go ahead and get the straightjacket out of the way first. Pictures behind the cut.

That's the character, The Jackal (played by Shayne Wyler).

And, this is my version of the straightjacket:

I dig it. I have the wig finished, and my dad supplied this headband thing that you use in hardhats so when the cage is done, this motherfucker is gonna be badass.

More coming soon.

Until next time...
xSAINTx

Are you motherfucking serious...

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:16:22 GMT

This bitch on LJ (katierocks15) took me off her friends list and banned me from her journal because of my September 11th entry.

Wow. Fucking be serious. Fucking banning a friend because we don't share the same views on one fucking thing. Get the fuck over it, you fucking stupid asshole.

Well, I have to say, she was smart enough to do the fucking right thing. Since she didn't like what she read in my journal, she doesn't read it. That's more than I can say for most of you morons.

But still, fuck her. I rule, she sucks, the end, love J.

Until next time...
xSAINTx

It's a fucking costume store.

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:04:36 GMT

If you've ever been to a wrestling show and met more than one professional wrestler, you have something of an insight about how they actually are. Whether it was Robbie Chance or The Rock, you get the general idea of how they are. The same can't be said about fans. There are really 3 kinds of fans.

The first kind is the complete mark who you usually make fun of a little later, even if you are one yourself. This kind of fan is usually something of a complete moron. They will cheer for whoever the good guy is and boo whoever the bad guy is, or, if the bad guy was nice to them when they met them, they'll cheer for them. Your usual idiot fan will look past the fact that the good guy only has 4 moves, has a stupid gimmick, or can't work a stick (cut a promo) for jack shit. They may have met one wrestler, may have met 20. Fact is, the best word for this kind of fan (other than mark, the commonly used word) is "sheep". Granted, unless you're a casual wrestling fan (just watch it when you notice it's on), you're a mark. However, unless your this kind of mark, you will call the sheep-mark simply by the word "mark". That's just about any wrestling fan you'll meet. The sheep mark is the idiot at BW-3's who's there every month cheering for Cena. The one who hated Triple H at WrestleMania, but is one of Triple H's biggest fans when DX got back together. The fan who eats up every single bit of shit that is fed to them in every storyline, despite how amazing the athlete is. This fan will boo Shelton Benjamin no matter how good his match with Eugene is, but cheer for Eugene despite the stupid fucking gimmick and the moveset that he uses. Not to sound like a class A mark here, but the man who plays Eugene is actually one of the best technical wrestlers I've ever seen. I hate Eugene. I hate that character.

Which leads me to my next classification of wrestling fan. This fan is the one who basically gives every cent and bit of free time into learning what they can about wrestling, whether they want to be a wrestler or are just a huge fan. This fan will tell you the second a wrestler debuts how much better they were in this federation, or how this opponent isn't suitable for this wrestler. This fan will straight say that such-and-such shouldn't have signed with whatever federation because they'll be held back, and for the most part, when a wreslter is on WWE TV, they're holding back quite a bit. Reason being, you can't have Paul London and Kid Kash wrestle a match in the middle of the show and have both of them give all that they've got. It would piss the fans off, eventually. The fans will see a guy who's champion who couldn't keep up with London or Kash (among several, several others) and wonder why London or Kash aren't getting pushed. The fans who know that will tell you, but since 90% of wrestling fans are the first breed I spoke of, they'll tell you to shut up and tell you why they think Batista or Rey Mysterio should be champ. And, most of the time, their argument is fucking stupid. "Batista should be champ because he's cool!"

And, the third group of fans are the ones who know the wrestlers. Some are completely biased, some aren't. I know I favor Jeter in a lot of cases because I know him, but for the most part, I have good judgement. I won't say much more than "Hi, how's it goin'?" to a wrestler if I don't completely mark out for them. A good example is The Miz. I told him several times how lame I thought the Reality TV gimmick was, and he said he would rather work as a heel. I told him I'd like to see that, and when I did, I was amazed. I thought he made an amazing heel, and I told him that. To this day, he's cool to me. I just can't wait to see what happens in the WWE with him.

The reason why I'm talking about all this is because wrestling has really shown me a lot of people. I see people like Rico, who actually stayed after a show for over an hour to talk to people despite his fame. It didn't matter that he was on TV, getting the biggest pop of the night, he cares about his fans. Nunzio is another case. I went up to Columbus, Ohio to a show and after the show, he was on his way to his car to leave and I yelled and told him I'd been trying to meet him for 3 years, so he came over and signed for me. He didn't have to do that, he did it out of courteousy. I remember seeing John Cena spend an hour and a half outside signing autographs before a show at Freedom Hall in 89 degree weather. It didn't matter that he was champion, he was out there because he fucking LOVES his fans. I'm not a fan of Cena's character, but I respect his ability, his mic skills (because heel or face, he can own any audience he wants to) and I respect him as a person. It doesn't matter that he's sold out every arena he's been to, that he's main evented WrestleMania... he remembers where he came from. He knows who he is. He remembers being a fan, standing outside in the heat or cold, and waiting to meet his favorite wrestler. I can't fucking take away from that, there's nothing better to say about that than Cena is a very, very respectable human being.

But, there's a lot of assholes in wrestling, too. There's a local manager in OVW who recently signed up on MySpace and Mojo. I added him on both because I think he's funny and he's a believeable character on wrestling. He goes out there and does his shtick with whatever time he's given and he works it out. I used to have a lot of respect for him. But, he recently told everyone on his MySpace and Mojo friends lists that if they didn't add him to their top friends so that his face would appear on their profile, that he would take them off his friends list because they aren't promoting him. Of course, he won't put you on his, because on Mojo, his friends list is a bunch of hot girls who I guess that when people will see his profile, will think he's someone important. Not a fan like myself who has supported him for 5 years now, no. Fuck that, right? No, he'd rather clutter his profile with a bunch of girls who will be nice to him on a website as long as he tells them he might get them a spot on OVW TV. Now, this irritates the hell out of me. He took me off his friends list because I wouldn't put him on my top friends, because my top friends are people I trust and have known for years, who would do anything for me. He's 39 years old and doing the exact same thing a 15 year old girl would do. Seriously. Give me a motherfucking break.

Wrestling has got more characters than I will ever believe. I see a guy like Rhyno on ECW barking about how "getting hardcore in the ring gets him off more than Jasmine St. Clair sucking his fucking cock", and then see him outside of a show telling me how much he loves his daughters. I see a guy like Steven Richards who went out to the ring with a pair of daisy dukes on and a cut-off shirt, Flock of Seagulls style, and he's talking to me, crying, about how much he misses his friend who passed away. I see Triple H tell every single fan in an arena how much he hates them and how much better than them he is, and then tells me that he's seen me at a few shows and he appreciates my support, and says "Nice to meet you, J", just because he knows it'll make my day.

I dunno what this post is about. I just wanted to type.

Until next time...
xSAINTx

Ohhh m'goodness.

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:52:03 GMT

(From www.wrestlezone.com)

Rapper The Game recently expressed his feelings on WWE coming after him over the rights to the name "The Game" in an interview with WestCoastRydaz.com. When asked about the situation, he responded "Man f*** them! Compton."

This man is obviously a genius.

Ugh, you idiots are too fuckin' much.

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:26:32 GMT

Here's a scenario:

You've just come home from a movie store and you rented something you know you may or may not like. You watch a ways into it, and realize you don't like it. What do MOST people do? Don't watch the rest, and don't ever watch it again.

Another scenario:

While watching the 45 minutes of wasted life you just spent on a movie that sucks, you're eating something. You're eating something from a place you know you don't like too much, but you eat on anyway. You then realize you don't like the way what you're eating tastes. What do MOST people do? They don't eat anymore of that food.

Here's a fucking unlikely scenario:

You're online, browsing, and you read someone's journal. You don't like what they have to say. What do MOST people do? They don't read that journal anymore.

SO WHY IS IT SO MOTHERFUCKING HARD FOR ALL YOU MORONS TO UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU READ HERE, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT!!!

I mean seriously, is this not a LiveJournal? MY LiveJournal? My fucking place that I write about things that I want to write about?! Seriously, I don't write this shit so anybody other than myself can read it. I leave it public because people want to read it, and I don't really care who does. If you want to waste your day reading about what I think about, that's your perogative. If you like it, cool. Thank you for agreeing and/or finding me interesting. If you don't like what you're reading... why do you continue to read?

This is also a simple concept: There's a person named Amber who I dislike, and I don't talk about her. Ever. Have you ever read my journal and read about her? No. Have you ever read my journal and saw me talking shit about her? No. Reason? I don't caare. She does her thing, and she's leaving me alone. I don't care.

In this case, I was checking my blacklist to see who the hell I had blacklisted, and didn't recognize the person's name I had on there. Somebody I was talking to on AIM mentioned they didn't like them either, and then told me to read their blog. So, I read it out of curiosity of what the fuck my friend was talking about, and I read something that made me say aloud "Wow, this guy is a motherfucking idiot." I have thought this about this person for over a year now. They have this grudge against me and find it appropriate to talk shit about me to everyone we know mutually. So, naturally, I'm not gonna like them.

What's funny is, this same person who is jumping my case about me not liking said douchebag is the same chick who, a few months ago, was talking about how much they hated this guy, how big of a dork he was, what a loser he was, etc. Yeah dude, I mean, it makes perfect sense to take up for someone who you were saying the exact same thing about. Fagz.

Here's the friggin' moral of the story: This is my LiveJournal. I type things that I have opinions on and think about on here. I don't type this to tend to anyone's needs in this world. I type in here because it's what I want to say and this is my registered soapbox. I find it ridiculous that I have to say this a thousand motherfuckin' times a year, but here, read this you stupid bastards:

If you don't like what you read in my fucking journal, then. Don't. Read it. Don't. That's such a simple concept that even a motherfuckin' 2 year old could understand. Stove hot, don't touch! Don't like what J says, don't read!

I haven't said this for a while, but here, for all my fans. Don't like me? GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Are you motherfuckin' SERIOUS?!

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 13:09:29 GMT

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING SONOFABITCH.

Ok, I was on Mojo and checking my list of people I have blacklisted (blocked). I do that every so often and unblock people here and there because I forget why I blacklisted them. Anyway, I go to this one douchebag's profile, and he has a blog that says this:

Subject: "Reminded as to why I'm atheist"
I was reminded today in my english course as to why I'm atheist. There's a really REALLY cute girl in my class, and she's been in at least one of my classes every semester that I've been at UofL. Cute as a button with a body that just will not stop. But every attempt I've made, every pass, whatever you wanna call it, has been shot down. Now, I've tried to lead a good life, I try not to piss off too many people and shit like that...so I'm of the oppinion that if there WERE a just and loving God, he wouldn't allow this kind of shit to happen to me. This semester, I'm flyin' weapons safe. :-P

I am so fucking fuming right now that it is un-thefuck-believable. This stupid motherfucker doesn't believe in God because he doesn't have game?! Is this guy serious?! Give me a motherfuckin' break! This son of a bitching ugly motherfucker thinks that because he is an ugly douchefuck with a pignose shit and he doesn't know how to talk to women, that this is God's fault. Ohh MAN this guy's a moron. That is his only fucking reason for being Athiest. Give me a fucking break.

Oh, and speaking of the geniuses of Mojo, check this out. There's a dude on there who's on the friends list of a chick I talk to, and I read his profile out of curiosity because he left her a voucher where he mentioned (hed) PE (which is a band, for those of you who aren't into metal). And, since I like them, I read. Anyway, the following excerts are from his profile:

"things that make me really angry!: Racism..."

"Amendment: I don't know what the hell's the problem, but if you're "gay", "homosexual" or on crazy shit, for your health and mine, DON'T msg me."

That made no sense to me. Is it not the same to discriminate against people of a different race than it is of different orientation?! Good Lord, give me a break. I messaged him and said this:

"You're a stupid asshole."

Kidding. That's what I SHOULD have said. Instead, this is what I said:

"I just read your profile and I'm confused about something. In it, you say you don't like racists. Of course, because they're morons. Anybody who hates somebody because of the color of their skin/place of origin is an idiot. I think we all agree with that, except the idiots themselves.

But what makes you any different for discriminating against homosexuals? It's understandable that you're a straight male who likes females only, and you'd prefer that they don't hit on you, but if a person is gay and shares the same interests (such as (hed) P.E., who's an awesome band), they couldn't hang out with you and your friends because they're gay? I know a lot of gay people and, contrary to popular belief, they don't hit on straight people.

Just asking, not trying to be rude.

xSAINTx"

Check back to see if he replied...

UPDATE: I got a message back from the dude who had the discrimination on his profile and he was actually really logical about things. He said gays make him uncomfortable due to how some of them have acted in his family, and because of his religion. Makes sense.

And, our buddy posted a new blog saying that his Athiesm rant was a joke. Right. I'm sorry, but even if people say to you "I believe that!", we all know the truth. You're a stupid, pathetic moron and nobody will ever take you seriously. My ex-girlfriend Rachel and her friend Sonya also have told me about the kind of things you say to girls, as well as your ex, Samantha. Who by the way, is a good kisser.

Want a little history on Pigface Cunt? He IM's a girl (not gonna mention her name) a few minutes after I get done squeezing one off on her chest (which she likes, apparently) and he asks for her. She tells me he's "a guy who is nice and means well, but is really irriating and kind of a sexist pig". Sounds like me. : ) Anyway, she basically gave me permission to tell him off, and I did. He later tells me what a douchebag I am on Mojo, saying that all I want is sex. Coming from a guy with a screen name with the words "Donkey Punch" in it, that's a really good argument. Does anybody know what a donkey punch is? Yet, I'm the sexist bastard. Right. Whatever, fuckface.

So, we block each other. Sometime later, I message him and we make amends. He tells me that he's not gonna talk shit about me, I say the same to him, and we're basically done. Then I become friends with a girl he also knows, and he tells her the same "use people for sex" line that he said to me. She basically laughs about it, and we make fun of him on the phone to each other. I unblock him from AIM because I clear my block list every so often, and he IMs me almost immediately. Why? Dunno. He asks who I am, I respond "You don't like me." He asks again, I tell him who I am, he cusses me out. I cuss him back out, and tell him that if he wants to settle this face to face, I'm down for meeting him anywhere he wants. He declines, then threatens me and says if he sees me out, I better hope I see him first. Right, assbag. Because you're so fuckin' scary. Give me a break. I've fought bigger, badder, and better than you and had them cutting my lawn in an hour. Get the fuck out of here.

Then I meet his ex, a girl named Samantha who tells me these horror stories about him and the things he's into. So yeah, this guy rules. He actually has a Hot Wheel collection at the head of his bed. Now that's friggin' neat.

So, I unblocked everyone on Mojo, see his name, don't remember who it is, look, then just leave him blocked. I have a friend who asks what I'm doing, I say I unblocked everyone but him and this girl I don't like, and she looks at his profile, tells me to read his blog, and now I've got two fuckface "friends" who apparently dislike me.

Here's something for ya: You're fucking two-faced pricks. You fucking talk to me and take my advice and kindness, but all the while dislike me. I don't know why you would fake and act like you like me. It's not going to break my heart to lose a friend, especially ones who aren't exactly my best friends. Is it fucking hard to just say "J, I don't like you, don't talk to me anymore." NO! It's not!

You people are pathetic. That's right, you just got called "pathetic" and you're not going to do a motherfucking thing about it. A guy who's 6'1" and still messes with Hot Wheels who won't track down the guy who has made fun of him and gotten every bit of ass he's gone after for the past year. A chick who, more than half a year afterward, is still whining about her last boyfriend and how fucked up she is. You cheated, you're a piece of shit, get over it. And, a short little chick who sat at the same loser table that they did in school who will defend her stupidfuck friend to a fault. It's almost admirable, but look at what you're defending. Might as well be an animal rights activist defending a walking piece of human excrement. Shit, for those of us who are retarded.

Now, leave your stupid comments and talk about how "Oh, J's a moron, he can't say a single sentence without cussing." That's right, assholes, I can't, because I'm fucking badass and I hate your fucking guts. Put me on the mailing list for when you die, I would love a good "cheer me up" on some random day. Fuck you.

Fucking God damn day.

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:41:41 GMT

I fucking loathe September 11th. I despise it. They say it affected all of our lives, and it did. Me, because I can't go a full week without hearing someone say "9/11" and every fucking year, I read a bunch of messages, journal entries, whatever about a bunch of people who have been in the ground for 5 years now.

I mean yeah, it's sad. It's fucking horrible that innocent people had to die for NO REASON. But still, it happened 5 years ago. It's old. September 11th is a fucking day in the year that people died. So is September 10th, so is September 12th. I don't even remember what day Travis died. He's dead, he's in a better place, he deserves to be there because he was catching nothing but shit here.

September 11th can kiss my ass, and so can Alan Jackson. And Toby Keith.

Here's another big tragedy of 9/11/01: POD's CD "Satellite" came out. One of the songs has a lyric that says "BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, here come the boys from the South."

The irony cracks me up.